i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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