i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
