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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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