Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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