I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.