yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.