but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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