So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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