It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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