I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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