I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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