so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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