I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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