This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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