Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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