I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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