I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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