I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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