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dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
