You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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