Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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