he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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