A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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