I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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