Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
how drunk are you?
Several
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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