bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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