Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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