id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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