Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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