I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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