I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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