let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Dignity is for republicans.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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