I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Randomize
