what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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