what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
