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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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Idk if I want to put a bra on
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