We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can't put those talents on a resume
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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