I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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