We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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