when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
