I'm lost and stupid without you.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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