i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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