Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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