Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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