Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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