its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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