So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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