help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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