You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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