Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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