Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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