Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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