I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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