he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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