Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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